Quotes Of The Week: WandaVision, Chicago Fire, All Rise, Blacklist And More

We don't have any candy hearts or roses on hand, but we've found another way to celebrate the TV we love this Valentine's Day: with a spot in our Quotes of the Week! (Romantic, eh?)

Broadcast, cable and streaming series alike are included in our latest compilation, which gathers the wittiest, most heartfelt and/or all-around most memorable TV dialogue from the past seven days.

This time around, we've got a blink-and-you'll-miss-it (or rather, Quicksilver-fast) meta moment on WandaVision, Higgins' delightful use of British slang on Magnum P.I., even more proof that Resident Alien's title character has some growing up to do, and Red's moving tribute to a dear friend on The Blacklist.

Also featured in this week's roundup: a double dose of Firefly Lane, plus sound bites from All Rise, Legacies, Prodigal Son, Last Man Standing and more shows.

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

"I swear to God, all of your luck will run out if you touch her. Put. Uhura. Down."

Lola (Simone Missick) gets testy when Judge Laski moves Lola's framed photo of her idol

"Congratulations on pulling strings. Didn't Lori Loughlin do time in the clink for that?"

Jen (Krista Marie Yu) nags Vanessa for inadvertently using what little political pull she has to get her granddaughters into preschool

"It made me think of all the tough questions: racial equality, corporate bias, why does Simon look so damn good in a suit."

Tobin (Kapil Talwalkar) shares his thoughts on Simon's press conference

"Kick-ass...?"

Wanda (Elizabeth Olsen) not only repeats a new word her son is using, but drops a meta reference to Kick-Ass, the 2010 film in which Evan Peters and Aaron Taylor-Johnson — two Pietro portrayers — starred

"You're missing Norma Rae: The Musical."

Dottie (Christine Ebersole) lets Bob know about the floor workers' flash mob

"First it was like, you couldn't get next to Cory because you thought you'd get pregnant. Now, you can't get close to Cory because you're gonna leave the game."

Aneesa cheekily compares Cory's sexual partners to his number of Double Agents partners

"Good morning, d—khead."

"You can't call me that. That's a nasty word."

"Well, I'm sorry... s—t for brains."

Harry's (Alan Tudyk) feud with his 10-year-old nemesis takes an even more juvenile turn

"Anyone taking down that sort of fee and wearing that fine a suit isn't trawling for work on the dark web. Who are you, really?"

"I look too high class...? Wow, that's a new one."

Undercover Jerry (Jorge Garcia) never was paid such compliments over on Hawaii Five-0

"I can feel myself expanding, like a marshmallow in a microwave."

Tully (Katherine Heigl), newly pregnant and not altogether thrilled about it

"Do you think maybe you've had enough?"

"Gee, I never met my dad — are you him?"

A drunk Tully (Katherine Heigl) doesn't like being told she's soused, even by Max (Jon-Michael Ecker)

"I only have a conceptual understanding of what we're about to do, so I'm probably going to be terrible at it."

Landon (Aria Shahghasemi) tells Hope what every girl wants to hear right before she loses her virginity on the floor of a dirty crypt

"I wasn't sure what the appropriate gift would be for when the birth mother of your twin sister's baby is being induced."

"Well, it's actually a Tesla."

Kevin (Justin Hartley) and Kate (Chrissy Metz) joke after he sends an Edible Arrangement to herald the birth of Kate's second child

"I don't like driving this [SUV] as much."

"Were you planning on transporting Paul in the boot of the 488, or...?"

Magnum (Jay Hernandez) is having Ferrari withdrawals. Plus, we just like hearing Higgins (Perdita Weeks) say the British word for "trunk"

"Trudy's on a Nordic noir kick, so we're streaming a show from Iceland that never seems to end."

Mouch (Christian Stolte) is not thrilled with his wife's choice of TV viewing

"You are a cancer, Martin. The closer they get to you, the more they become you."

"You know that's not how cancer works, right?"

Jessica's (Bellamy Young) insult toward Martin (Michael Sheen) doesn't get the response she hoped it would

"That judge was a modern-day Isaac Parker."

"What?"

"He was a hanging judge in the Old West."

"Oh. Of course."

Frank's (Tom Selleck) deep cut sends Moore's (Gregory Jbara) eyes rolling

"I wish more people were unafraid like Glen. It's the thing about him I'll miss the most. And I hope it'll be some time before all my memories of him start to fade."

Red (James Spader) concludes a stirring eulogy for his friend and tracker Glen, which doubled as a tribute to late actor Clark Middleton