Quotes Of The Week: Station 19, Ghosts, The Resident, Bull, Oscars And More

Another week of television is officially behind us. A totally normal, entirely uneventful week of television.

As is our Sunday tradition, TVLine is looking back at the small screen's most memorable Quotes of the Week — and our list below does include sound bites from the Oscars, though perhaps not from the moment you're expecting.

This time around, we've also got Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon pranking each other's late-night studio audiences, the elimination of a certain word from Mike Turner's vocabulary on Survivor, a peek into Adam Neumann's cinematic tastes on WeCrashed and a Bridgerton confession that we'll just refer to as Season 2's "I burn for you" moment.

Plus, our roundup features double doses of Abbott Elementary and The Good Doctor, as well as quotable moments from Ghosts, The Resident, Station 19 and more shows.

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

"Show of hands: How many of you are disappointed?"

"As far as surprises you've seen on ABC this week, this one is a distant second."

"You know, this whole 'moral crusader' thing looks good on you. It's very superhero-y."

"You should see me in spandex."

"Well, that's ruined it."

Kit (Jane Leeves) admires Bell's (Bruce Greenwood) fight for justice, but there's no need for a cape and tights

"What I'd give to never have to file another TPS report..."

"You do know it's a TBS report? Trans-bureau synopsis."

"What'd I say?"

"TPS report."

"Ah, old habits. Weird."

Parker (Gary Cole) has a flashback to a previous office space where he used to work

"Bojan Boscovic. Looking good."

Roche (Mike O'Malley) reunites with an old friend, now Wilford's new, mutated Cold Man

"This is quite the sexual revelation. It's right up there with the time I saw Chris Evans kissing that dude."

"Chris Evans is gay?!"

"Sadly, no, it was his brother. But in my head, it was still Chris."

True soap fans instantly got Leo (Greg Rikaart) and Chad's (Billy Flynn) casual reference to Scott Evans' work on One Life to Live

"I'm in survival mode now. There ain't no kumbaya. The 'K' left the kumbaya, the 'umba,' everything left. There is no kumbaya. It's like holy crap-baya. That's what it's all about right now."

Mike Turner had a hard time trying to reconcile what went down at Vati's last Tribal Council, and we had a hard time trying to figure out what the heck he was even saying

"Kinoshita-san, I have decided to get a new suit. I will need it right away, to wear to my upcoming nuptials.... And please re-hem this one as well. Even if it doesn't fit me, my son might grow into it one day."

The tailor might have the scissors, but Pastor Isak (Steve Sanghyun Noh) is the one getting in some cuts in front of Sunja's baby daddy Hansu

"I can feel my mother's red-hot laser beam of shame roasting me from way across town."

Travis (Jay Hayden), upon realizing that he's shown up at Emmett's dad's birthday dinner empty-handed

"I need to make some changes. You know I'm going to be here for you, whenever you need me. But I gotta reconnect back with my s—t. My people. ... I need to get back to my plans. Building businesses in our neighborhood for us. Our people. I gotta do something with my life."

Uncle Jerome (Amin Joseph), before proposing marriage to Louie and leaving the drug game alive... for now

"I can't handle going to jail!"

"I can't handle going to the Sheraton!"

"There's only one way out of this: We call our dads."

Trevor's finance bro friends (Julius Cho, Brian Cook and Blair Penner) freak out when they discover he's dead

"This is kind of sad. You know what's in the In Memoriam package this year? The Golden Globes."

"I've been getting out of that Spider-Man costume. Did I miss anything? There's, like, a different vibe in here."

Co-host Amy Schumer masterfully eases the tension after Will Smith's now-infamous slap of Chris Rock

"You're drunk, Sheldon has friends... it's a crazy ass dinner."

Tipsy Mary and a sociable Sheldon throw George Sr. (Lance Barber) for a loop

"Kids, you're just in time for breakfast!"

"No time, Mom. The girl I stalk has field hockey practice at eight. I love a red-cheeked barbarian."

"How about you, Meg?"

"Can't. I'm weirdly the girl he's stalking. God help me, I love the attention."

We're a little surprised that Lois (voiced by Alex Borstein) didn't have any follow-up questions about this for Chris (Seth Green) or Meg (Mila Kunis)

"When you get home tonight, leave your work at the door. Go inside, put on some music, light some candles but not too many. You don't want to make an announcement..."

"How many?"

"[Shrugs] Nine — and no Weather Channel!"

Dr. Glassman (Richard Schiff) urges Shaun (Freddie Highmore) to forget about TV — specifically, his beloved Weather Channel — if he wants to break his dry spell with Lea

"Try not to be too loud."

Dr. Murphy (Freddie Highmore), instructing his patient and her friend to keep their love-making volume down

"...and he has two first names — Bryan Vincent. I don't trust anyone who has two first names."

"Hey, I have two first names."

Ms. Danny James (Jaime Lee Kirchner) would like a word with Taylor (MacKenzie Meehan)

"Eyyyyy, I said to load them all! Olympus Has Fallen, London Has Fallen, Angel Has Fallen... there's not a single Has Fallen here!"

Adam (Jared Leto) is dissatisfied with his private jet's movie selections

"Did he just stop Jacob from being... himself?"

"Can we put him in glass and break in case of emergency?"

Melissa (Lisa Ann Walter) and Ava (Janelle James) are dumbfounded when Jacob's boyfriend gets him off of a tangent and back on track

"Why am I not getting these videos?! I've done everything I possibly can to make my phone think I'm 22. I haven't used capital letters in years."

Ava (Janelle James) is miffed to miss out on a viral craze

"You are the bane of my existence... and the object of all my desires."

Anthony (Jonathan Bailey) breathlessly tells Kate how he truly feels for her, despite being engaged to her sister Edwina