Quotes Of The Week: Fantasy Island, Chicago Fire, 1923, Big Sky And More

The year on the calendar may have changed, but our weekly appreciation for TV's best dialogue certainly hasn't.

Every Sunday, we recognize television's most memorable sound bites from the past seven days via our Quotes of the Week compilation — and you can find more than a dozen bon mots from broadcast, cable and streaming series in our first 2023 edition below.

This time around, we've got a Fantasy Island anecdote that sounds outlandish but is actually quite true, a stern word of warning for a Chicago P.D. cop, a new medical phenomenon coined by Abbott Elementary's Ava, and a Real Housewives of Miami incident involving — what else? — a goat in a diaper.

Also featured in this week's roundup: double doses of Yellowstone's winter finale and Ginny & Georgia's sophomore season, plus quotable moments from Gossip Girl, The Challenge, Kaleidoscope and more shows.

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

"I had a dog, sort of. His name was Mr. Jones."

"Did he pass?"

"No, no. He reconnected with his wife and moved back to the mainland."

For anyone who didn't watch Season 1, know that Elena (Roselyn Sánchez) is sincerely answering Andi (Jasika Nicole) here. It's what happened!

"I... love... you."

Saying goodbye to Colby, Teeter (Jen Landon) utters what may be her first three wholly intelligible words

"Bet you're one expensive hooker. Enjoying your marionette?"

"Every inch of him."

Beth (Kelly Reilly) finds Sarah (Dawn Olivieri) wrapped in Jamie's sheets

"We talk! After Housewives!"

An angry Thor (Devan Long) has thoughts about Pete giving his son advice — but first, he needs to watch his show

"Everyone's fighting, but right now all I see is a goat with a diaper — a soiled diaper — wrapped around its ankles, shimmying around the house. Where do you go from there? You can't even think about anything else."

Marysol gets distracted by Julia's goat during a confrontation at a housewarming party

"I am not going to hold hands with Carver and sing songs and talk about our feelings."

"Good. 'Cause if he touches your hand, he's a dead man."

Severide (Taylor Kinney) urges Stella (Miranda Rae Mayo) to talk with Carver about what they went through — but only to a certain extent

"What is with the Sydney Sweeney/White Lotus impersonation?"

A direct reference to another HBO/HBO Max property? 10,000 synergy points for Audrey (Emily Alyn Lind)!

"I'm happy to take on a speed challenge. What people don't know about me is that I'm actually really fast, but I only last for a short amount of time. That don't sound right, never mind!"

Chauncey Palmer hilariously puts his foot in his mouth while trying to explain his lack of endurance

"Sneaking a boy through a window... Am I trapped in a '90s show? What is this? Clarissa Explains It All? Dawson's Creek?"

Georgia (Brianne Howey), after she catches Marcus climbing into Ginny's bedroom

"It's very, 'I'm the new vampire who just drove into Sunnydale.'"

Georgia (Brianne Howey) comments on Ginny's "edgy" outfit

"I saw a documentary on fox hunting once. I'd like to breed foxes. Open a fox farm, select the mean ones, breed them with the other mean ones, and then the mean ones with the smart ones."

"What for?"

"Super foxes."

Donno (Ryan O'Nan) has an answer more than ready when asked how he'd spend a sudden windfall

"You actually ordered?!"

Running (from bad guys!) ahead of schedule, Jack (John Krasinski) rudely interrupts November's meal

"[Am] I supposed to look sad...?"

Synethia asks host Phil Keoghan for guidance as she punches out

"I'd step back if I were you."

Torres (Benjamin Levy Aguilar), with Voight watching from a distance, hits back at the dirty cop who threatened to end his career

"Stan, did you... did you Uber to the meet?"

"I mean, it was a Lyft, because surge pricing is ridiculous right now. Look, man, I don't know how to hot-wire a car!"

Leo (Giancarlo Esposito) worries about Stan (Peter Mark Kendall) leaving a digital trail

"I don't hear a question."

"Marry me."

"That's a statement."

"It's a demand."

"You Americans are brutes."

"Yes, ma'am."

Alexandra (Julia Schlaepfer) and Spencer (Brandon Sklenar) never stop bantering, even when they're getting engaged

"Oh, my God, I've had this exact nightmare before."

"Yeah, people tell me that a lot. I call it Ava vu."

Forget déjà vu — Ava (Janelle James) has her own head trip sensation

"Look, I was just trying to lower the temperature, for both of us."

"I don't see yours raised."

"Look harder."

Frank (Tom Selleck) and Joe (Will Hochman) clash over how to investigate a case that hits close to home