Is Dexter 'Incest' Not Best? Is Charlie Sheen 'Winning' Again? And Lots More TV Questions!
We've got questions, and you've (maybe) got answers! With another week of TV gone by, here are some queries we are going to throw at you, from shows such as Boardwalk Empire, Chuck, Glee, Once Upon a Time, The Good Wife and more!
1 | Was "Chuck vs. the Hack-Off" the final season's most satisfying episode to date, and by far? Chuck returning to his uber-nerdy roots, the Verbanski-Sarah banter, the Verbanski-Casey conjugal action, the (albeit pixelated) nudity, Community cameos (plural).... It truly had it all. That said: NBC promo department, why'd you have to give away a certain someone's upcoming return?
2 | Anyone else still highly suspicious about the circumstances surrounding Michael Pitt's shocking (and very permanent) departure from Boardwalk Empire?
3 | In Once Upon a Time's fall finale, when the camera zoomed up to the Evil Queen on her castle parapet, was anyone half expecting to see Victoria Grayson standing there?
4 | Everyone got choked up the minute that The Good Wife's Alicia and Kalinda got in the car together, right?
5 | Was "Ewww" the only correct response to Dexter's Deb dreaming about kissing her brother-by-adoption? Also, when do we think Dexter's going to get around to updating their painfully dated exterior stock shots of Miami Metro?
6 | Would now perhaps be a good time for the Homeland daughter to go backpacking with friends across Europe?
7 | Did any other fans falling into the Hawaii Five-O/Lost Venn diagram notice that Locke was on hand for Jin's marriage to groovy Dharma gal Amy?
8 | Did Mike & Molly stumble onto something with the idea of a sitcom centered around cranky cafeteria ladies?
9 | Does anyone else suspect that Charlie Sheen considered himself "winning" again as Two and a Half Men's Walden bonded with a gorilla?
10 | Know what irks us just as much as a Terra Nova mole that suddenly starts acting all obvious and only for altruistic reasons? When their traitorous actions turn out to be not as traitorous as we believed.
11 | Anyone else think of The Middleman every time they hear NBC news anchor Natalie Morales' name, and then get disappointed once you realize it's not Dub-Dub?
12 | Is Glee ever going to remember that Puck and Rachel are Jewish? How about a Hanukkah episode?
13 | Does Justin Long really have to leave New Girl? Say it isn't so!
14 | Why did it take Kimberly McCullough announcing her exit from General Hospital to give Robin a worthwhile storyline, particularly one that involves a long overdue reunion with fellow Port Charles lifer Jason?
15 | Given this week's American Horror Story childbirth, is it any wonder that Connie Britton decided to adopt?
16 | Can ABC please give Charlie's Angels another shot, featuring Leverage's Sophie, Parker and Tara in the title roles? (Please?)
17 | Can The Mentalist lose his memory, like, once a season? If only for the sight of Van Pelt blushing from his flirtiness?
18 | What's with The X Factor U.S. stealing ideas wholesale from The X Factor UK? (To cite one of many examples, this week's "NoDiggity"/"Shout" mashup was already done by Cher Lloyd on the British version, back in 2010.)
19 | Considering the cynical, borderline grotesque use of God's name — and religious belief in general — on the current season of Survivor: South Pacific, does anyone think Coach and Brandon should be on the lookout for strategically placed lightning bolts during Sunday's season finale?
20 | Must The Chew play that blippy, synthesized theme song going into and out of each of its 10,000 ad breaks? It's the musical equivalent of chewing on a piece of tin-foil jerky.
21 | Why doesn't anyone — and we do mean anyone — say goodbye before ending a phone conversation on television?
Hit the comments with your answers — and any other questions you care to throw out there!