Big Brother Recap: A Social Power Player Gets Shown The Front Door — Who Was Fifth Out?

What's wrong with Angela? How about: What's wrong with Morgan?!

Mickey's bestie (or is it "former"? I can't even keep track anymore) spent a majority of the week explaining to the current nominees how difficult these noms have been. For her. Yes, she has two friends sitting on the block, but, Earth to Morgan: You. Are. Not. Being. Evicted. Any other feedsters changing cameras whenever she starts pitying herself and talking in circles? If only Katherine had used that dang veto...

But alas, one of Morgan's allies did walk out the door Thursday night, and while I'm sure that can be emotionally taxing for the players trapped inside those walls... welcome to Big Brother!

So who walked out the door, who won himself safety and what else happened in there these last couple days? Let's break it all down.

THE STRATEGY | Any way you slice it, a BIG player is leaving this week. While Morgan is hoping Vince and Zach stay, Rachel's new connection with Keanu could earn him a few votes to stay, if he can't secure his own safety during the BB Blockbuster. Mickey's target is locked in on Zach (as is Kelley's), but a conversation with Ashley quickly goes south when Ashley doesn't feel like she's being heard. She says talking to Mickey is like a "dictatorship." Rachel agrees, saying that Mickey seems to have changed personalities since her HOH. Yikes!

Zach, meanwhile, gets teary over his current predicament. No, it's not because he simply can't take any more egg puns, but rather, he feels like if it's him and Vince on the block together, he's going home. I will not shade a grown man for crying on national TV. Feel your feelings, sir! But what gets my goat: The guy has a special power that could've saved his hide, and he DIDN'T USE IT! Sure, he would've lost $10K in the process, but isn't staying in the game kinda the point? Dude made a choice and now he has to deal with the consequences.

THE BB BLOCKBUSTER | In "Jumbo Gemstones," players must move giant gemstones around in an attempt to get the same colored stones on the same colored posts (yellow, red, blue and green). They can only move one stone at a time and they cannot put any on the ground.

Are we sure this was a good idea for a live competition, Big Brother? It feels like it takes the boys a looong time, but Keanu, who was allowed to remove his second butt to compete (I can't believe I just typed that), takes the cake. The vote will be between Zach and Vince.

THE VOTE | Mickey and Ashley vote to evict Zach, but their close ally Will opts to boot Vince, as does Rachel. But when all is said and done, Zach is evicted from the house by a vote of 8-2 — cue the tears!

Did the house make the right call? And who's all aboard the Keanu train? Sound off in the comments below!