Las Culturistas Culture Awards Show Gloriously Commits To The Bit On Bravo — Would You Watch Again Next Year?

By Claire Franken
Las Culturistas Culture Awards on Bravo, Recap, Review, Highlights Courtesy of Bravo

Ding, dong! The Las Culturistas Culture Awards have made their grand debut on Bravo — but was it a moment in culture that made you say culture is for you? (The answer, obviously, is yes.) Let's recap.

The evening kicked off with a culture-defining performance of Lady Gaga's "Abracadabra" by Las Culturistas podcast hosts Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang.

From there, our beloved hosts launched right into the show, providing some context on the ceremony to come: a completely random series of awards where time doesn't exist and politics only linger in the background. And instead of an "In Memoriam" segment, Matt and Bowen presented an "In Absentia" segment outlining why certain celebrities were not present — Michelle Obama was "too good for this," while Chappell Roan had a "guinea pig emergency."

But even without Michelle Obama, the show went on. Winners were announced for various categories, which included the Woman of a Certain Age Award, Flirtiest Thing You Could Ever Say, Best Gay Guy – Normal, Best Gay Guy – Famous, Best Word to Whisper and the Eva Longoria Award for Tiny Woman, Huge Impact.

Among the night's notable victors: Jeff Goldblum's chest in Jurassic Park, winning for Most Amazing Impact in Film; Andy Samberg, winning for Creatine Award for Straight Man Excellence; and "If I Ever See You Again, I'm Gonna Kill You," winning for Most Thrilling Threat. (Watch other highlights below.)

And since we can't end a written post in a song, we'll end with a poll. Readers, Kayteighs, Publicists, Finalists and Kyles (!), we want to hear from you: Should Bravo make the Las Culturistas Culture Awards an annual tradition? Vote below and hit the comments with your thoughts!

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