Season 4 premiere: Kevin Smith sends his daughter to The Stash to learn how to be a clerk. (Ironic!)
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America's Funniest Home Videos
ABC
Season 25 premiere: More hilarious injuries! More babies doing cute things! More Tom Bergeron! (For one last season, at least.)
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Once Upon a Time
ABC
As screened for the lucky thousands at New York Comic-Con on Friday (#swanovich): The town blames Elsa when a freezing spell is cast on Marian, Regina and Henry plan an "op," Emma makes a confession to Hook and in flashback Hans plans to attack Arendelle.
The Paradise
PBS
Moray butts heads with bosses Katherine and Tom to pick a new head of ladies’ wear.
The Simpsons
Fox
After her sandwiches become a huge hit at Springfield Elementary, Marge opens a franchise store — but runs into challenges with her new business.
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Boardwalk Empire
HBO
In Harlem, Chalky encounters Narcisse in hopes of setting Daughter Maitland free. Plus: A recent loss causes Nucky to turn to the bottle.
The Good Wife
CBS
Eli brings a respected campaign manager (played by Rescue Me’s Steven Pasquale) into the fold to help Alicia decide about running for State’s Attorney.
Resurrection
ABC
Sensing a need in the community (and also because his wife told him to...?), Tom creates a new parish specifically for the Returned. Meanwhile, mysterious bones wash up in the river. (Watch a sneak peek.)
The Walking Dead
AMC
Season 5 premiere: When Rick and the others end up in a vulnerable situation (as they are wont to do), the true motives of the Terminans come to light. (The Chris Hardwick-hosted after-show Talking Dead also returns at 10 pm. Plus, good news!)
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The Affair
Showtime
Series premiere: When schoolteacher Noah (Dominic West, The Wire) visits Long Island with his wife (ER’s Maura Tierney), he begins an intense affair with waitress Alison (Ruth Wilson, Luther). (Get preview from the cast, read why Joshua Jackson signed on.)
Manhattan
WGN America
In the season's penultimate episode, pressure builds on Akley as he comes up with a last-minute plan to fix Thin Man’s shortcomings.