Quotes Of The Week: Ted Lasso, All American, Scrubs, RHONY, And More

What better way to fend off your Sunday scaries than with TVLine's latest Quotes of the Week?

In our list below — which rounds up the best sound bites of the past seven days — you'll find nearly a dozen shows represented, including "All American," "Best Medicine," "Lanterns," and "Jimmy Kimmel Live!"

Also featured in this week's roundup: A "Big Brother" contestant celebrates CBS, "Ted Lasso" reacts to pregnancy news, and "The Real Housewives of New York City" spots a snake in the grass. Plus, we've got a double dose of "Scrubs."

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves! (With contributions from Rebecca Luther, Kimberly Roots, and Ryan Schwartz)

"Your myalgias and cough are gone, and the neuritis is better."

"I did that with willpower."

"But your GFRs are so low."

"Is this part of your grand plan to get my kidneys to fail, so you can go ahead and give me one of yours?"

"Kidney, lung, or testicle — if I've got an extra, your name is on it."

"Leave before I rip one of those out of your body."

J.D. (Zach Braff) is a little too generous with what he's willing to give ailing mentor Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley)

"It's kind of like you shuffled our brains together like a deck of man cards."

"Why couldn't you have taught him not to say crap like that?"

"You can't hit kids anymore, so it's very hard to teach."

Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) and Jordan (Christa Miller) will never not be disgusted by J.D.'s (Zach Braff) earnestness

"That's the best f**king thing I've ever heard in my life."

Roy (Brett Goldstein) has the best possible reaction to finding out Keeley is pregnant with their first child

"I'm not as strong as you, Mom."

"Oh, nonsense. You're stronger. You have been since the womb. Why do you think you came out first?"

"Because Jordan was lazy."

Laura (Monet Mazur) gives daughter Olivia (Samantha Logan) a pep talk before Olivia delivers her own set of twins

"All right, Devens, for the record: Which is a better show? 'Survivor' or 'Big Brother'?"

"I just know that CBS is the king of reality TV!"

Good answer, Devens. Good answer.

"You're a garden snake and I'm a f**king mongoose. I'm not the one to f**k with."

Hailey puts Erin in her place with a colorfully animalistic metaphor

"Look at this signature: Donald J. Trump, President of the 'Unites States.' Could there ever be a better metaphor for this presidency than misspelling 'United States' on a document about 'super intelligence?'"

"You think this was funny? This... this was an obscene waste of condiments!"

Martin (Josh Charles) says the first thing that comes into his head after the town's ketchup-based prank making light of his blood phobia

"You... you're real."

"No. He's a construct from the ring. This —"

[Halogram and Kerry together] "Shut up, John!"

Precision has no importance the first time that Kerry (Kelly Macdonald) sees the Halogram (Kyle Chandler) — sorry, John (Aaron PIerre)