Chilling Adventures Of Sabrina Part 2: Top 10 'WTF' Moments

THE DOCTOR IS (AN) IN(CUBUS)

The only thing more surprising than discovering Dr. Cerberus' true nature was hearing Zelda's reaction to the news: "Oh, sister, as if I haven't tangled with my fair share of sex demons."

CRAZY EX-FAMILIAR

Remember when Sabrina got attacked by a giant, fiercely dressed werewolf in the woods?

(Amalia deserved better.)

WORST. FATHER. DAUGHTER. DANCE. EVER.

No matter how many quotation marks we use, taking your "daughter" as your "queen" is pretty bad, even for someone known as the "Dark Lord."

THE OTHER RED WEDDING

You know a marriage is doomed when there's more blood than tears shed at the wedding.

THAT SCHOOL-SANCTIONED ORGY

Lupercalia was less of a field trip and more of a feel trip, am I right?

GREAT BALLS OF FIRE

Leave it to this show to follow-up a jarring image (Sabrina's death) with an even more jarring image (Sabrina's rebirth as the Dark Lord's "sword.")

MUSICAL NUMBERS — THEY'RE NOT JUST FOR RIVERDALE!

Like Sabrina's father-husband, we appreciate a toe-tapping surprise. And that performance of "Masquerade" from The Phantom of the Opera was definitely... surprising.

TREE-O

Ditto to the image of Theo having his tree arm cut hacked off with an axe.

A SIMPLE FAVOR

The Dark Lord is totally that guy at the office (me) who always asks his co-workers for gum.

(Also, looking back on it... Sabrina really should have just stolen that gum, huh?)

GREENDALE, WE HAVE A PROBLEM

Even if it didn't technically "happen," the image of Sabrina's frozen corpse floating through outer space will haunt me forever.