Fuller House Season 2 Thoughts And Theories

It's a good thing Fernando's got that racing money, because Kimmy's party planning company might just throw the cheapest-looking events I've ever seen — most of which take place at the Fullers' house.

Jesse and Becky's new baby is adorable — and we lost it when we heard they named her Pamela — but we have so many questions about this adoption, including: Can you really just go pick up a baby at the crack of dawn on New Year's Day?

Stephanie and Kimmy's reaction to the premiere's Steph-Jimmy kiss ("I kissed a Gibbler?!" / "You kissed a Tanner?!") proves they've both forgotten the time they kissed last season.

...you should see him when he's sleeping.

This must be one of the only instances of a Netflix original actually censoring nudity.

(Also, I really hope this isn't Baby Tommy's first memory.)

Working theory: New characters not from the original series — and not spawned from any characters from it — can hear the studio audience. Really hoping the show gets a third season so they can expand the mythology even further.

Last season: Bollywood. This season: Irish step dancing. What could possibly be next?

Girl Talk breaking up... again.

First of all, no band calls it quits after one tense rehearsal. Also, I need more Gia in my life. She really was a breath of fresh air, vaping aside.

At one point, the kids discuss a particularly emotional Lifetime movie they saw, starring Dean Cain and — wait for it — a "delightful" Lori Loughlin (aka the actress who plays Becky).

Does this mean there's also a Lori Loughlin in this universe?

And should we therefore abandon all hope of a Dean Cain guest spot in Season 3?!

My head hurts.

...need to make like Michelle and go away forever.

Well, it took a few decades, but the Full House universe is finally ready to acknowledge the presence of gays in Frisco.

That said, let it be known that this is the face D.J. made upon discovering she'd met her first real-life gay.

Frankly, I just hope her poker face improves by the time Max gets to high school.

(Oh, come on, people: His Blake Shelton infatuation? The intensity with which he helps Ramona pick out her first-date shoes? His unabashed appreciation for the film Titanic? The breadcrumbs are there.)

We saw him thrown over the fence into the neighbor's pool — but did we ever see him afterwards? Did he... drown?

Man, this is Papouli all over again.

Even in context, this is an insane sight to behold.

This, on the other hand, feels more appropriate.

Let's end with something we can all agree on: The two best performances this season came from actors who can't even talk... yet. More Tommy and Cosmo in Season 3!