Red Nose Day 2016: Finest Moments

Five words we never want to hear from these lips ever again: "Enjoy your shower. I'll be watching."

"You pass on Today, you don't see tomorrow."

(Confession: We're strangely into this Goodfellas upgrade of Lauer.)

This photo speaks for itself.

Leave it to Key and Peele to donate so much money to Red Nose Day — as part of a competition to impress their lady friends — that they're forced onto the street, now in need of their own telethon.

Margot Robbie really took one for the team with that bathtub sketch. (In case you missed it, know this: It involved a basketball and a rubber chicken.)

When Milo Ventimiglia and Mandy Moore pick up their phones, do you think they say, "Hello? This Is Us!"

"OK, this is it. This is funny: It's a prostitute in a concentration camp."

"That's not gonna fly."

"That's the thing — she does fly!"

"She had this crazy mirror that always told her how hot she was..."

Tracy Morgan really knows how to cut to the heart of a story. (We also appreciate his theory about Snow White getting her name because of her cocaine addition, "her being a princess and all.")

Malin Akerman's bit about "loving a man who gives big," which literally climaxed with a simulated orgasm, falls under the same we're-so-sorry-you-had-to-do-this category as Robbie's bathtub sketch.

If Thrones decides not to give Ramsay Bolton a redemption arc — and we highly doubt it will — at least actor Iwan Rheon got to sing about his true passion (gardening?) alongside fellow misunderstood baddie Danny Trejo.

Step aside, Sad Batman — it's time for Pensive Steve Buscemi's 15 minutes of Internet fame.

We'd like to believe that The Walking Dead's Andrew Lincoln and Norman Reedus spend their on-set downtime sipping smoothies in bathrobes, talking about how to "bring sweetness and light into the world." (Also, we'll take that 16-minute drum solo from Melissa McBride, thank you.)