Quotes Of The Week For July 7, 2019

EUPHORIA

"You wanna go on the Gravitron?"

"Uh, no."

"The Ferris wheel?"

"Nope."

"Why?"

"Because I don't wanna die."

Is Rue (Zendaya) possibly spooked by the events of Spider-Man: Far From Home?

EUPHORIA (Bonus Quote!)

"Have you gone through his phone? I've never not gone through someone's phone."

"Bitch, you're my soulmate." 

Cassie (Sydney Sweeney) and Maddy (Alexa Demie) share a moment of sisterhood while discussing ways to figure out what's going on with Nate

THE HILLS: NEW BEGINNINGS

"I'm a man's man, I like to see a woman's woman. There's boy's boys, there's girl's girls, there's young adults, and then there's adolescents. And then there's guys and girls, and then there's men and women."

We'd like to formally congratulate Justin Bobby on delivering what might have been the most nonsensical rant in reality television history

ANIMAL KINGDOM

"You know it's all about suction intensity and how it fits."

Horndog Craig (Ben Robson), discussing with Renn the last thing you'd expect — breast pumps!

BELOW DECK

"A fluffer is a person who gets a person ready for porn."

"Oooh! I thought it was, like, a general term in the movie biz. I should stop saying that."

Colin, helped by a producer to realize that holding a light reflector during a music video shoot did not make him a fluffer

THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS

"I was married to Charlie Sheen, so I can handle drama."

Denise Richards, cool as a cucumber after a shouting match with Camille Grammer

BIG BROTHER

"I don't care to be friends with Jack. I intend to get him out as soon as possible, and I'm not even the stab-you-in-the-back kind of person. I'm trying to, like, spin you right around and slit that throat. [Gasps] Don't air that. Oh my God."

Kemi is a little bit mortified at her own ruthless gameplay

BIG LITTLE LIES

"Listen, man. I'm sorry for the whole party thing. I overreacted."

"You know what? I don't believe you. That you're sorry."

"Why do you have to be such a f—k?"

"Well, I don't have to be. I choose to be."

Nathan's (James Tupper) attempt at reconciliation with Ed (Adam Scott) doesn't exactly go as planned

THE BACHELORETTE

"I know that with us, it's more than that."

"Oh, yeah?"

"I've told your son that I'm falling in love with him."

"And I'm like, 'Do you say that to all of them?'"

Jed's mother is unconvinced that her son's relationship with Hannah is the real deal

JANE THE VIRGIN

"It's OK that I told him that I was your nanny because I was using his bias against him. So it was subversive. Do you know what that means?"

"Of course we do. We're not idiots."

Jane (Gina Rodriguez) tries to teach Petra's twins (Mia and Ella Allan) a lesson — but they're way ahead of the game

JETT

"Where are you going?"

"Spa weekend with a girlfriend." 

"Somehow I can't picture that."

"Some people lack vision." 

Jett (Carla Gugino) isn't all skulduggery

STRANGER THINGS (Episode 4)

"We think these Russians want to do harm to our country. Great harm. Don't you love your country?"

"You can't spell 'America' without 'Erica.'"

Erica (Priah Ferguson) gives Scoops Troop a patriotic spelling lesson

STRANGER THINGS (Episode 7)

"What else do you use a bowl for...?"

"I don't know."

Will (Noah Schnapp) somehow has no idea where his haircut comes from

MARVEL'S AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D.

"Why isn't Snow in lockup?"

"Why would she be?"

"Because she's a murderer."

"[Deke scoffs] OK, Daisy. Is that what this is really about?"

"What else would it be about?"

"It's that old chestnut. Boy meets girl. There's chemistry. Girl is too afraid to act on it. Same boy becomes tech millionaire and new feelings emerge — namely, regret."

"No... I'm pretty sure it's about the murder."

Daisy (Chloe Bennet) isn't picking up what Deke (Jeff Ward) is laying down

THE DETOUR

"If you're looking for a little wayward fun, head outside and just across the way there's a—"

"Dark alley we can [bleep] in?"

"I was going to say 'a gentlemen's club.'"

Robin's "evil" twin (Natalie Zea) has a hardcore definition of "fun"

BASKETS

"If you could just figure it out, please? Chinese cheese is fine."

Dale (Zach Galifianakis) presses a Chinese restaurant to serve up a cheeseburger