Quotes Of The Week For May 29, 2016

"You never poke another man's bellybutton. I don't care what the scenario is. There's no scenario in this world where it's OK to be poking another man's bellybutton repeatedly."

James F., after Daniel got "white Canadian wasted" — and poke-y

"You know the drill. No chick flick moments, come on."

"You love chick flicks."

"Yeah, you're right, I do. Come here."

Dean (Jensen Ackles) and Sam (Jared Padalecki) say what may be their final goodbyes

"He'd run around the village, his wee banger just flappin' in the breeze."

"Adam and Eve were the same way."

"[In unison] Kids."

"I'm so glad the world is ending."

Rowena (Ruth Connell) and God (Rob Benedict) reminisce about their children's antics — much to her son Crowley's (Mark Sheppard) annoyance

"He seems trustworthy. A bit brooding, perhaps. I suppose it's understandable, considering."

Brienne (Gwendoline Christie) sums up Jon Snow

"Joel puts the 'ew' in 'nephew.'"

"Yeah. And also the 'eh.'"

Louise (Kristen Schaal) and Tina (Dan Mintz) have strong feelings about Joel, the untrustworthy nephew of the elderly woman Tina is spending time with for a Thunder Girls badge

"I know you don't live here anymore, but those were nice windows."

Darhk (Neal McDonough) questions the practicality of the Green Arrow's dramatic entrance

"At a rally in California yesterday, Bernie Sanders said that if he winds up being the Democratic nominee, 'Donald Trump is toast.' Incidentally, 'toast' is also what Donald Trump's tanning bed is set to."

"Family politics, overcooked meat, monogamy..... What's not to love?"

Root (Amy Acker) says "I do" to Harolds wedding op invite

"This chair must be killer on your back, Lionel. You should look into some ergonomic options."

"You should pay more taxes so I can get a better chair."

Fusco (Kevin Chapman) gives Root a lesson on public sector finances

"I see Elizabeth's not the only one with a roast in the oven."

Stan (Noah Emmerich), crashing the Jennings' dinner party, notes their guest Alice's pregnancy in a meta moment (because, Elizabeth, aka Keri Russell, really does have a roast in the oven in real life)

"I know that look."

"What look?"

"The look that says you're about to father another child and change the course of history."

Cole (Aaron Stanford) is not pleased when fellow time-traveler Ramse (Kirk Acevedo) starts flirting with a waitress in 1975

"Wait. What about this guy?"

"You have great taste. Stud 14 is very popular."

"Wait. Does that mean that my child will have, like, a ton of brothers and sisters? What if they accidentally sleep together? I mean, sure, that would be a great show on Amazon, but..."

Mindy's latest fertility patient (Anne Dudek) has reservations about using a popular sperm donor

"And Harvey? You're the boss now. Maybe get a haircut?"

On his way out of town, Gordon (Ben McKenzie) leaves Bullock with some grooming advice

"There are hot dogs in the freezer, mister! I'm putting my foot down."

Alison (Tatiana Maslany) makes her argument to Donnie for why the show their daughter's birthday party must go on despite Kendall's death

"I was just going to go meet Dad and Monica, and I was wondering what time you'll be arriving."

"Oh, honey, I can't."

"But it's the first Thanksgiving since Meemaw's gone."

"There's a lot to be thankful for."

In true Selina fashion, POTUS (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) is feeling particularly grateful for her mom's recent passing

"Now, Egan, I work a little differently than the president. As far as treating my staff, I try not to act like an alcoholic father who's just stepped on a Lego."

Tom James (Hugh Laurie) finds it easy to persuade Dan to join his staff

"I tell you, Jay may be crazypants, but he can pick a venue."

Cisco (Carlos Valdes) gives Zoom props for the site of the amazing race

"Don't worry about me. I'll hail a cab."

Strand (Colman Domingo), as he was kicked out into a post-apocalyptic wasteland

"This is crazy, but I... I love her."

"[Laughs] Well, how does it feel?"

"Disconcerting. [Laughs]"

"Yeah, it'll only get worse. A lot worse."

Leave it to a deadly virus to finally get playboy Jake (Chris Wood) to develop feelings, as confessed to his pal Lex (David Gyasi)