Quotes Of The Week For Sept. 30, 2018

SUPERSTORE

"I haven't really caught up with this whole 'me too' thing. All I know is that one day, Charlie Rose was there, and the next day, he... [whispers] he wasn't."

Glenn (Mark McKinney) is still adjusting to a post-#MeToo world

SUPERSTORE (Bonus Quote!)

"Do you want me to get the harassment video?"

"Oh, no, the old videos don't apply anymore. We are living in a brave new, 'me too,' 'time's up,' This Is Us-kind of world."

Glenn (Mark McKinney) is in way over his head during a last-minute staff meeting on sexual harassment in the workplace

THE GOOD PLACE (Bonus Quote!)

"Do you know how much weird stuff has happened because of your little experiment? England left Europe... that Hugh Jackman musical about P.T. Barnum? It made, like, $400 million. Also, the Jacksonville Jaguars are good now."

"Impossible!" 

"I'm serious! They're gonna make the playoffs! Blake Bortles is... kind of OK, maybe? I don't know, it's being debated amongst experts. It's confusing. Whatever it is, it's yo' fault!"

The Judge (Maya Rudolph) fills Michael (Ted Danson) in on the ripple effect his experiment is having back down on Earth

THE GOOD DOCTOR

"I've been terrible at a lot of things in my life, but I am damn smart, and I am a damn good surgeon — and if I can't be those things, then I don't know who I'd be."

Glassman (Richard Schiff) tells Shaun what he fears most about going under the knife

A MILLION LITTLE THINGS

"Thanks for the ride. Five stars."

"And you get four-point-two stars. Your small-talk game needs work."

"Wanna come inside?"

"Five stars!"

Maggie (Allison Miller) knows the best way to capture chauffeur Gary's (James Roday)... er, heart

THIS IS US

"In a couple hours, we'll find out if I deserve to be taken seriously, I guess, right? And now I'm gonna go do an interview with Mario Lopez." 

On-the-rise actor Kevin (Justin Hartley) is well aware of the sacrifices one must make in pursuit of Hollywood superstardom

LAST MAN STANDING

"What's there to say about him? He was a lousy father who dropped dead at a bowling alley — and it was a tragedy... because he was on his way to bowl a 220."

Mike (Tim Allen) refuses to mourn his late father

THE GOOD PLACE

"Our specialty cocktail tonight is the Fourth of July: It's half an apple pie, blended with Southern Comfort and Coca-Cola, and served in a Chevy hubcap."

Janet (D'Arcy Carden) tries to entice her table with the most patriotic cocktail ever created

GREY'S ANATOMY

"I'm kinda off the market. Owen and I haven't exactly slapped a label on it, but, uh, there's been a fair amount of other kinds of slapping."

"Ew."

Meredith (Ellen Pompeo) said it, Amelia (Caterina Scorsone), so we didn't have to

SURVIVOR

"Everybody can trust Mother Teresa. I don't think she could run that challenge today. So trust isn't enough."

Nick, discussing the need for strength as well as strength of character

MANIFEST

"That music.... You don't hear that?"

"Maybe Alexa acting up in the den."

"Who's Alexa?"

Ben (Josh Dallas) learns about the household's new member

NCIS: LOS ANGELES

"He's got a rocket launcher!"

"Not again..."

Sam (LL Cool J) has seen this movie before — very recently, in fact!

NCIS: LOS ANGELES (Bonus Quote!)

"You, Point Break — get me a SITREP."

Admiral Kilbride (Gerald McRaney) is no fan of Eric's surfer style

BLUE BLOODS

"In other words, it's a case of, 'He said/she said,' and oh, what do you know, he wins!"

Kelly's (Bebe Neuwirth) grievance with a sex crime investigation sounds awfully topical

THE GIFTED

"Lady, we are out there fighting, every day, losing people, while you hide in here like a frickin' Lizard of Oz!"

Marcos (Sean Teale) lashes out at Johnny's secretly scaly friend Evangeline