TV Quotes: Dallas, Teen Wolf, PLL And More

BIG BROTHER

"All summer, both of you have been teasing me with your amazing abs, your perky pecs, your sensual smiles and your bubble buttocks. And I can take it no longer. Also, I picked your candy out of [Derrick's] hat."

Frankie, revealing the "torment" that led him to nominate Caleb and Cody for eviction

WITCHES OF EAST END

"Is that all you got? I bet you banged my brother harder than that!"

Dash (Eric Winter) mixes the issues during a fight with Freya

TEEN WOLF

"What did you read?"

"The Little Mermaid."

"You read that movie?"

"Lydia: It was a BOOK first. ... Hans Christian Anderson?"

Stiles (Dylan O'Brien) having a hard time comprehending Lydia's (Holland Roden) childhood

BACHELOR IN PARADISE

"This wasn't paradise. This was Marq-Hell."

Danielle, lamenting during her "limo ride of shame" an unexpected rose-ceremony rejection by her suitor Marquel

COVERT AFFAIRS

"Sounds like you need a drink. Let's make that happen."

"Sounds good. Let me change into something that doesn't have Caitlin's blood on it., and I'll meet you there."

Auggie (Christopher Gorham) invites Annie (Piper Perabo) to decompress after a shootout

PRETTY LITTLE LIARS

"Never underestimate the power of a good bromance."

Spencer (Troian Bellisario) explaining why she thinks Caleb will open up to Toby

TRUE BLOOD

"Death "is scary. I've been avoiding it for a thousand years."

Eric (Alexander Skarsgard) getting real with Sookie about Bill's decision

DEFIANCE

"I was mayor of this town. I think I can handle being a Lawkeeper."

"Don't flatter yourself — you're just a deputy."

Nolan (Grant Bowler) badge-rs Amanda (Julie Benz)

DALLAS

"If I wanted to kill myself, I would not have driven over to your hotel room to do it. I did what I did so that every time you think about screwing that piece of trash, all you'll be able to see is me on the floor with my eyes rolled back in my head. Sexy, huh?"

Pamela (Julie Gonzalo), explaining her "suicide attempt" to no-good hubby John Ross

BIG BROTHER

"Victoria, I would zing you, but I'm only supposed to zing people that are actually playing the game."

Kathy Griffin, offering the houseguests some brutal (and hilarious) honesty

AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL

"You're getting your eyebrows threaded in Iowa: I'll be the one to decide that."

Judge Kelly Cutrone, dressing down wannabe contestant Ben for attempting to flirt with Tyra Banks and then calling himself a "man"

TRUE BLOOD (Bonus Quote!)

"All you gotta do is drink this c—'s blood and this could all be over."

Jessica (Deborah Ann Woll) really loves Bill... and hates Sarah Newlin

MASTERS OF SEX

"Your lack of interest is rather liberating, actually. I could likely say anything to you, and you wouldn't blink. I was raised by vampires! I drive getaway cars in my spare time! I once had intercourse with a corpse!"

Lillian (Julianne Nicholson), aggravated with her disinterested lab tech during her cancer treatment

TAYLOR SWIFT'S YAHOO! LIVESTREAM

"We've come up with the 1989 'Swiftstakes.' See, it's like 'sweepstakes,' but we made it annoying."

Taylor Swift, introducing her fans to one of several new surprises on her upcoming album

THE LEFTOVERS

"Now I know why you don't f—king talk."

Garvey (Justin Theroux), after Patti (Ann Dowd) gives quite a monologue about the Guilty Remnant's purpose

THE STRAIN

"Hey. Don't die in my cab."

"Thank you for your concern."

Setrakian (David Bradley) to an annoyed cabbie after getting injured by victims of the virus

TEEN WOLF (Bonus Quote!)

"What I don't understand is why anyone would want to get massively, falling-down drunk in front of an open fire."

Coach Finstock (Orny Adams) pondering the school's upcoming bonfire

DEFIANCE (Bonus Quote!)

"What are these for?"

"I'd put those down and wash your hands."

Amanda (Julie Benz) helps Berlin get a "bead" on one of Treasure Doll's Sex toys

UNDER THE DOME

"Welcome to my vlog!"

"Video blog? Is there a Chester's Mill film festival sometime soon?"

Joe (Colin Ford), recording life under the dome with little help from Norrie (Mackenzie Lintz)

UNDER THE DOME (Bonus Quote!)

"It was actually in the middle of town, late at night, in the pouring rain."

"The dude does have some romance in him."

Julia's (Rachelle Lefevre) recounting of her and Barbie's first kiss impresses Norrie (MacKenzie Lintz)