Quotes Of The Week: The Boys, Mayans, Time Traveler's Wife, Tonys And More

We all know what Dad really wants for his Father's Day gift this year: a fresh batch of TVLine's favorite Quotes of the Week. And we can happily oblige!

In the list below, we've gathered more than 15 of television's most memorable sound bites from the past seven days, including moments both scripted and unscripted from broadcast, cable and streaming series.

This time around, we've got Roswell, New Mexico's case for taking up vegetarianism, a reminder from Obi-Wan Kenobi's Darth Vader that he is not to be underestimated, a highly specific romantic conundrum for The Time Traveler's Wife, and a Physical conversation that got very, very weird.

Also featured in this week's roundup: double doses of Love, Victor's final season (grade the series finale), Mayans MC's Season 4 ender (read recap) and The Boys' fifth episode (read post mortem), plus quotable moments from All Rise, Ms. Marvel, the Tony Awards and more.

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

"You look suspiciously well-rested with a twinge of melancholy."

"What am I, a bottle of wine?"

We'll drink to the way Sherri (Ruthie Ann Miles) described Lola (Simone Missick)

"Let's not forget, when I came home, my wife was married to my best friend."

"We thought you were dead."

"That's one way to mourn."

Sonny (Maurice Benard) and Carly (Laura Wright) debate the finer points of resurrection

"Who taught you to drive? Bowser?"

With Kamala behind the wheel, Kamran (Rish Shah) feels like he's in Mario Kart

"It got a little fishy when he starred in that Love and War picture with Phoebe Cates. He was 63, she was 19. Oh, f—k, remember Entrapment? Connery banged Catherine Zeta-Jones! He was like a thousand!"

The Legend (Paul Reiser), after revealing that Vought kept it under wraps that Soldier Boy doesn't age

"I'm not an idiot. I know it's sketchy. I've seen Trainspotting."

Hughie (Jack Quaid) tries to justify taking temporary V

"Try mine, it has three different kinds of cheeses."

"Why three? I barely understand the one. It seems cruel to dress the calf in her own mother's milk."

Hearing these aliens (Zoe Cipres and Andrew Lees) talk about cheeseburgers so matter-of-factly is enough to make you a vegetarian

"I'm basically betraying the love of my life with his hot kid brother, but it's good."

Clare (Rose Leslie), who's in love with older Henry, describes having sex with 28-year-old Henry

"As glorious as this theater and this audience is, there's nothing as spectacular as this tonight."

We're not sure whether Josh Lucas was referring specifically to Sarah Paulson's dress, or to the actress as a person in general, but we agree either way

"Steven, if you don't leave, I swear to God, I will send everyone in this car your 'Dramione' fanfic."

"You wouldn't."

"Oh, he spent an entire chapter talking about Draco's wand."

Belly (Lola Tung) threatens her brother (Sean Kaufman) when he, Jeremiah and Conrad interrupt her date

"I'll tell ya, it's been forever since I choked somebody. That felt really good."

Tig (Kim Coates) proves he's as remorselessly violent as ever during a visit to Terry's hospital room

"Y'all need to take a f—king bath."

"Yo, get the f—k outta here with your baby-s—t green car."

"It's chartreuse, bitch."

Letty (Emily Tosta) has some choice words for the addicts with whom Hope has been spending time

"Go home, little monk."

Zhilan (Yvonne Chapman), using a familiar nickname to say goodbye before sacrificing herself to save Nicky, Mia and the rest of the world

"I hate him. I think I got a lemon — like a really bad one. Sometimes I think about tucking him in, like, really tight... like on his little face. That doesn't make me sound crazy, does it?"

Sheila's conversation with sunny, carefree new mom Tonya (Mary Holland) takes a sudden, dark turn

"My dad is going to dinner with the exiting president of Stanford this weekend, to ask him if he'd be willing to stay on another year so that I could finish out school here."

"Oh my God, that would be incredible! I could finally stop praying for The Big One to level Stanford."

Lake (Bebe Wood) is not above hoping for a disastrous earthquake to keep her best friend in Creekwood

"She has been acting kind of strange lately. Like... happy."

"Yes! Like the other day, she said 'I love you' and then didn't ask me for money after. I mean, what the hell?"

Isabel (Ana Ortiz) and Armando (James Martinez) piece together that their teenage daughter must have a secret boyfriend

"Did you really believe I did not see it, youngling?"

Darth Vader (Hayden Christensen), revealing he sensed Reva's plan to kill him all along... and also showing why he's the baddest villain in the galaxy