Quotes Of The Week: Only Murders, Saul, Jimmy Kimmel, Drag Race And More

No amount of summer sun could've torn our eyes away from our TVs, and since it's Sunday, we present you with another rousing rendition of our Quotes of the Week compilation!

In the list below, we've gathered more than 20 of television's most memorable sound bites from the past seven days, including moments both scripted and unscripted from broadcast, cable and streaming series.

This time around, we've included Nandor's creepy cluelessness from What We Do in the Shadows, a Big Brother houseguest's puzzling (yet hysterical) geographic blunder, a top-notch burn from a Drag Race All Stars 7 frontrunner and an unsurprisingly icy line courtesy of Better Call Saul's Gus.

But that's not all! Also featured below are a double dose of Only Murders in the Building (read the latest clues and suspects here), a not-so-helpful suggestion from The Orville's Gordon (who were our Performers of the Week?) and a frustrated, but funny one-liner from Ms. Marvel herself (what's next for the MCU?), among others.

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE!

"At least I'll always have my Oscar for Kangaroo Jack."

Guest host Anthony Anderson, in response to not receiving an Emmy nomination for black-ish's farewell run

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS

"I am not a creep. I am just a very powerful and ancient warrior who wishes to marry you."

Nandor (Kayvan Novak) definitely needs to work on his pickup lines

DAYS OF OUR LIVES: BEYOND SALEM

"Remind me to talk to Julia Child about adding crab legs and shrimp to the afternoon buffet."

Seriously now, who else would Angela (Loretta Devine) put in charge of heaven's cafeteria?

ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING

"She used the word 'Manhatty,' and you just used 'hot goss.' It's like I'm watching Squid Games without subtitles."

Charles (Steve Martin) can't keep up with Gen Z lingo

ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING (Bonus Quote!)

"Hey, kids! I have a bag of Skittles for anyone who stands on the Yellow Brick Road. [Turns to Will] This is what they used to do with Judy Garland, except it was a bag of amphetamines."

Oliver (Martin Short) fills school play director Will in on a little showbiz history

MS. MARVEL

"Superheroes don't need chaperones!!!"

Kamala (Iman Vellani) discovers that big brother Aamir has come to help her and her friends fend off Damage Control

BIG BROTHER

"I want to go to Newark. Isn't that the happiest place on earth?"

When discussing their favorite travel destinations, Alyssa Snider (who clearly needs to study a map) accidentally confuses Newark, N.J. for the country of Denmark

EVIL

"What?! I ordered Sweetgreen!"

The Manager (Marti Matulis) isn't pleased that Sheryl isn't the delivery guy with his salad

LOOT

"I like your dress."

"Really? So do you want to f–k it the way you f–k my husband?"

It's safe to say that Molly's (Maya Rudolph) run-in with John's (Adam Scott) new much-younger girlfriend didn't exactly go well

RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE ALL STARS 7

"And then there's Trinity — so kind and compassionate and caring. She even let her last boyfriend down easy. She said, 'Let's just be cousins.'"

If the judges hadn't already decided, this was the moment Jinkx Monsoon won the roast

BETTER CALL SAUL

"Hector? Yeah, I kept him alive, kept him broken. I will save him for last. Before he dies, he will know that I buried every one of you."

And as any Breaking Bad fan can tell you, Gus (Giancarlo Esposito) will get his wish — though it'll be Hector who, um, rings the bell

THE ORVILLE

"Or, maybe sex once a year? With a helmet?"

"This isn't funny, man!"

"'I'm not... That was a real suggestion."

Gordon (Scott Grimes) suggests a legit fix for John (J. Lee) and superstrong Talla's rough-sex life

THE CHALLENGE: USA

"I do not trust Tiffany as far as I can throw her. Not even a little bit."

"Well, I feel like I could throw her pretty far."

Survivor's Sarah Lacina isn't intimidated in the slightest by the Cookout's master manipulator Tiffany Mitchell

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