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Big Brother Recap: Five Alive, Barely
After a brutal week of lessons that Porsche and Kalia won't soon forget, Headmistress Chenbot flung her elimination ruler at either Shelly or Adam during…
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Dumpster Dive: Dance Moms Will Leave You Neck-Deep In Horror And Regret
Welcome to "Dumpster Dive," a new recurring feature in which our intrepid reality-TV junkie will put on his rubber gloves and face mask and wade…
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Big Brother Recap: Operation Dummy Drop
No one likes to see seven minutes of entertainment stretched into an hour-long batch of pregnant pauses and fart speculation, but that's exactly what we…
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Bachelor Pad Recap: Oral Dilemma
As the number of morally compromised, fame-hungry lunatics diminishes each week on Bachelor Pad, inanimate objects must step up and bring the entertainment. On this…
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Project Runway Recap: Freaks And Sneaks
It was pretty obvious there wouldn't be a whole lot of memorable fashion on this week's Project Runway when Heidi Klum forced the remaining designers…
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Big Brother Recap: Eviction Conniption
A thought occurred to me (!) about halfway through Thursday's Big Brother: It's all downhill from here. When Julie Chen sullenly declared that we'd witness…
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Big Brother Recap: Zing For The Moment
Yes, yes, we'll get to the freakish results of the Power Of Veto competition in a short spell, but wait: Did Big Brother just bring…
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Big Brother Recap: Total Soap Opera
I repeat the same five words before every athletic challenge on Big Brother: "It's like the Soulless Olympics!" "Oh no. Jeff's gonna win." Most of…
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True Blood Recap: Three's Company?
You know the drill: If you haven't seen this week's episode of True Blood yet, don't read this story until you have. That is, unless…
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The Glee Project Season Finale Recap: And The Winner Is...
After 40,000 applicants, 12 contestants, 10 weeks of performances, and four evenly matched finalists, the inaugural season of Oxygen's The Glee Project has reached its undeniably…
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Project Runway Recap: What Nina Doesn't Like
This week's Project Runway featured the scariest challenge yet. No, it didn't involve having to design an outfit for freaky tall stilt walkers or make…
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Big Brother Recap: 5 Wishes For The Week Ahead
I can't tell whether Thursday's eviction episode of Big Brother was satisfying or anticlimactic: We dealt with two provocative nominees -- Shelly, the bayou belle…
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Big Brother Recap: Is Shelly Lying To Us?
Wednesday's Big Brother yielded a cute veto game (with beanbags!) and a couple great Daniele moments (including a delicious last-minute backdooring), but the episode mainly…
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The Glee Project Recap: The Kids Stay In The Picture, But Who Deserves To Win It All?
A single, dramatic tear streaming down a contestant's cheek may have altered the outcome of this week's episode of The Glee Project. Indeed, head judge…
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Big Brother Recap: State Of Emergency!
The color in my face vanished after Thursday's stupid eviction and horrifying Brenchel breunion, and now? I'm more colors than ever, frankly. I'm a healthy…
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Food Network Star Season Finale Recap: And The Winner Is...
Any suspense about who was going to take home the top prize on Food Network Star completely dissipated early into the Season 7 finale when…
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True Blood's Hoyt-Jessica-Jason Triangle Heats Up! Which Team Are You On?
If you haven't seen this week's True Blood yet — flippin' awesome, by the way — get to your DVR, watch it, then come on…
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Project Runway Recap: Tall Order
This week's Project Runway featured Heidi Klum challenging the 14 remaining designers to deliver outfits that were "eye-catching, imaginative, and truly larger than life," and…
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Big Brother Recap: Ranking Your New Top 9!
The worst part about Thursday night's bracing eviction episode of Big Brother, which allowed one eliminated player to fight his/her way back into the game,…
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So You Think You Can Dance Season 8 Finale: Did The Right Person Win? (Take Our Poll!)
To the uninitiated, the parting words of So You Think You Can Dance's Season 8 third-place finisher might have sounded at best a little hokey,…
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Big Brother Recap: It's All Greek To Kalia
The problem with a demented social experiment like Big Brother, where the cameras always roll and the CBS.com live-feeds percolate day and night, is we…
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HGTV Design Star Recap: Kitchen Nightmares
Drama 1, Design 0. That was the depressing score at the end of Monday night's episode of HGTV Design Star, and the worst part was…
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Big Brother Recap: 5 Quotes That Made Our Blood Boil
Big Brother is like a mixtape of the most annoying soundbites ever recorded. As far as I'm concerned, Sunday night's HOH-nomination episode was a medley…
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The Glee Project Recap: Then There Were Four
Is it me, or does The Glee Project seem to change its parameters for who stays and who goes on an almost weekly basis? One…
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Project Runway Recap: The Dog Days Are Over
Good news about the second episode of Project Runway's ninth season: There were a number of innovative, wearable looks among the 15 designs spun from…
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Big Brother Recap: 5 Most Promising Moments!
Strap on your stupid elf costume like Adam, because Christmas came early on Thursday's Big Brother -- in the form of five fantastic new developments.…
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So You Think You Can Dance Results: Did The Right Four Dancers Make The Season 8 Finale?
It doesn't matter who made the So You Think You Can Dance Season 8 finale, executive producer and head judge Nigel Lythgoe declared during Thursday…
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