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The Bachelorette Recap: Hell Taepei
In love, sometimes you have to listen to the universe. On Monday night's edition of The Bachelorette, a stray dog urinated on hapless Ashley's "wish…
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Food Network Star Recap: Dumps Like A Truck
One contestant took delicious, expensive lobster and buried it under gloppy gobs of cream cheese (terrifying image embedded at the end of this recap). Another…
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Big Brother Recap: Rachel Getting Milky
It's hard to predict the thirteenth season of Big Brother since we're just beginning to understand the team-system voting, the "Golden Key" immunity loophole, and…
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Food Network Star Recap: Kitchen Fireworks
Sunday night's installment of Food Network Star taught us two valuable lessons: It's not easy getting in touch with your inner Guy Fieri. And it's…
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So You Think You Can Dance Top 16 Results Recap: Did The Right People Go Home?
"The honeymoon is over," declared Cat Deeley -- bedazzled bird applique fastened to her chest -- at the top of Thursday night's So You Think…
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So You Think You Can Dance Recap: 16? Sweet!
On Wednesday night's Top 16 episode of So You Think You Can Dance, highly entertaining guest judge Kristin Chenoweth declared that the night's final two-person…
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The Voice Season Finale Recap: The Winner Is...
After 10 weeks of blind auditions, boxing-ring "battle rounds," and then rapid fire live-performances episodes where America finally got to vote -- not to mention…
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The Voice Recap: Prediction Impossible
In much the same way that Christina Aguilera has demonstrated a wide variety of ways to preposterously style her hair -- the bedraggled beehive, the…
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Glee Project Recap: Public Displays Of Rejection
Aw, phooey! Only three episodes in, and my favorite contestant from The Glee Project's inaugural season has been expelled from the competition -- and I'm…
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So You Think You Can Dance Top 20 Redux Results: Did The Right People Go Home?
Any which way you slice it, this week's So You Think You Can Dance results show was a trying one. Four of the Top 20…
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So You Think You Can Dance Recap: Roaring 20!
It was clear we were in for a strange episode of So You Think You Can Dance on Wednesday night the minute guest judge Debbie…
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The Voice Semifinal Results: Did The Right Four Singers Advance To The Finale?
According to host Carson Daly, The Voice has put us through a nine-week journey of "blood, sweat, and tears." And after tonight's Semifinal results show,…
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The Bachelorette Recap: Punched. Drunk. Love?
On Monday night, ABC aired a very special crossover episode combining The Bachelorette: Extreme Insecurities Edition and the ABC News hidden-camera series What Would You…
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The Glee Project Recap: Listless Sister
If you're not comfortable acting the fool, you're probably not a good fit to join the cast of Glee. That was the take-home message from…
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Food Network Star Recap: Totally Crazycakes
"The proof is in the pudding, man. And the pudding is in the garbage." Indeed, Jeff's not-metaphorical description of frenzied, mealy mouthed Alicia's doughy, under-baked…
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So You Think You Can Dance Top 20 Results: Did You Agree With The Judges' Decision?
Memo to Nigel Lythgoe: No more Saw movie marathons -- or any other flicks from the torture-porn category -- for the rest of the So…
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The Bachelorette Recap: Fit To Be Thai'd
Common decency, romantic chivalry, and even (brace yourselves) intelligence made all-too-rare appearances on Monday night's installment of The Bachelorette. Oh, not to worry, Ashley The…
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The Glee Project Premiere: Will You Give This Show A Callback?
Whether you love or hate Glee, there's no denying it's a series that wears its emotions like a slushie on a sweater -- loudly, explosively,…
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Food Network Star: A Comedy Of Culinary Errors
One of the main reasons I love Food Network Star is that the show occasionally delivers on the promise of its title, bringing new personalities…
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So You Think You Can Dance Recap: Ranking The Season 8 Top 20
We haven't even reached the voting stage for the current installment of So You Think You Can Dance, and I'm about to do something profoundly…
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SYTYCD Recap: Grieving Las Vegas
Everyone knows it's next to impossible to gamble in Las Vegas and come home a winner, and that rule most definitely applied to Wednesday night's…
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America's Got Talent: Who Had The Best Audition In Seattle?
The pickings on Tuesday night's America's Got Talent Seattle audition show contained less meat than LeAnn Rimes' hipbones. Yeah, 8-year-old Sadie, in her black and…
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The Bachelorette: The 5 Most Horrible Moments From A Truly Grotesque Episode
Bachelorette fans, I hope you all had access to Silkwood showers on Monday night. How else to scrub away the tawdriness, skeeziness, and international bad…
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The Next Food Network Star Season Premiere: Who Are Your Early Favorites?
I'm not sure who was in charge of casting Season 7 of The Next Food Network Star, but allow me to raise an Ina Garten-approved…
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So You Think You Can Dance Recap: The Five Best Auditions From Los Angeles
Thursday night's So You Think You Can Dance Los Angeles auditions couldn't have been more enjoyable if Mary Murphy had come to my apartment bearing expensive…
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So You Think You Can Dance: The 5 Best Auditions From Salt Lake City And NYC
So You Think You Can Dance's second round of auditioners chose some spellbinding genres, including Broadway jazz, krumping, and a West Coast, disco-fied cousin of…
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The Voice Recap: Sixteen? Sweet!
Thank heavens The Voice has named its 16 finalists for Season 1 and is moving on to the live performance rounds next Tuesday, because I'm…
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