10 Best The Simpsons Christmas Episodes, Ranked
Christmas episodes have been part of "The Simpsons" from the very start, as America's favorite animated family was introduced as a half-hour sitcom with the Season 1 premiere "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire." The show has made holiday-themed episodes a cornerstone ever since, bringing its singular satirical bite to stories of Christmas cheer. Throughout its lengthy run, "The Simpsons" has produced some of the best Christmas-themed sitcom episodes of all time, making us laugh and cry in equal measure as they lampoon the cliches that dominate holiday specials.
The best "Simpsons" Christmas episodes both mock the rampant consumerism that has overtaken the holiday and reiterate the message of goodwill and togetherness that's supposed to define it. A "Simpsons" Christmas episode might have the cynicism of Ebenezer Scrooge, but it ultimately displays the hope of Tiny Tim. In that way, these episodes encapsulate what has made "The Simpsons" so special for so long.
Here are the 10 best Christmas episodes of "The Simpsons," ranked. In assembling this list, we looked throughout the show's many seasons (it's one of the 15 longest-running shows on American TV) and picked the Christmas episodes that best balance that signature mixture of sweetness and satire. So don your favorite sweater, pour yourself a nice cup of hot cocoa, and cozy up with "The Simpsons."
10. Simpsons Christmas Stories (Season 17, Episode 9)
One of many "Simpsons" anthology episodes, "Simpsons Christmas Stories" tells three separate holiday-themed tales. "The First D'oh-El" retells the story of the first Christmas, with Homer and Marge as Joseph and Mary, Lisa as the angel Gabriel, and Bart as baby Jesus. In "I Saw Grampa Cussing Santa Claus," Grampa Abe recounts how he met the mythical holiday figure during World War II, setting off a decades-long feud. And in "The Nutcracker... Sweet," Homer scrambles to find a last-minute gift for Marge while Moe continues his annual holiday tradition of unsuccessfully attempting suicide.
One's appreciation of "Simpsons Christmas Stories" largely depends on how successful you find the individual segments to be. The first is a clever reimagining of the manger birth, with Bart making for a profane stand-in for our Lord and Savior. The second suffers from creating a long-lost brother for Grampa Abe that had somehow never been mentioned in the 16 prior seasons, despite being such an important part of his ire towards Old Saint Nick. The third successfully mixes sweet with sour, as Homer's heartfelt attempt to find the perfect gift for Marge wildly contrasts with Moe repeatedly trying to kill himself. In a sense, the episode is like a Christmas stocking, stuffed with a variety of different objects.
9. I Won't Be Home for Christmas (Season 26, Episode 9)
Although most of the "Simpsons" episodes you can skip on a rewatch come from the later seasons, the show can still strike gold from time to time, especially when it comes to Christmas specials. In "I Won't Be Home for Christmas," Marge is enraged when Homer arrives home hours late on Christmas Eve despite promising he'll be on time. She kicks him out of the house, little realizing that he actually left work early but stuck around Moe's Tavern a while longer to keep Moe from sinking into his usual holiday depression.
As written by longtime "Simpsons" producer Al Jean and directed by frequent helmer Mark Kirkland, "I Won't Be Home for Christmas" feels like an attempt to bring the show back to its classic roots. In many ways, the episode succeeds in mixing laughter and pathos like the series did during its golden age. Much of its success comes from the moments when Homer is wandering around on Christmas alone, watching a movie with other holiday rejects and attending a party with mall workers. It drives home how important it is to have family and friends during the holiday season, which is reiterated when Marge learns the truth behind Homer's tardiness.
8. Tis the Fifteenth Season (Season 15, Episode 7)
Homer's selfishness has been a driving force throughout many "Simpsons" episodes, with fans taking comfort in the knowledge that he'll soon learn the error of his ways. In "'Tis the Fifteenth Season," Homer blows his entire Christmas bonus on a present for himself, leaving only enough money to buy a cheap tree that ignites when rubbed. After watching "Mr. McGrew's Christmas Carol," Homer decides to become more generous, but he takes things too far when he steals all the Christmas presents in town after Lisa tells him the Buddhist philosophy of living without material goods.
If nothing else, "'Tis the Fifteenth Season" is an interesting episode for Ned Flanders, who acts out of character when Homer starts stealing his thunder as the nicest man in town. Jealous of Homer's generosity, Flanders (who is perhaps the best character on "The Simpsons") sets out to buy gifts for everyone in Springfield, only to have those presents stolen by Homer in an obvious homage to "How the Grinch Stole Christmas." That flip on Ned's usual dynamic with Homer is a highlight of the episode, and it serves to underscore that the true meaning of the holidays lies not in how many presents you receive, but in how deeply you value those around you.
7. She of Little Faith (Season 13, Episode 6)
Many of the most emotional "Simpsons" episodes center on Lisa, so it's little wonder that the Christmas episode focused on her would be among the very best. In "She of Little Faith," Lisa is disgusted by how commercialized the church repairs have become under the supervision of Mr. Burns, who uses his contract as a way to make money off of advertising. She decides to abandon Christianity for Buddhism, and Reverend Lovejoy convinces Marge to use Christmas as a way to bribe Lisa back into the fold.
"The Simpsons" has had no shortage of great guest stars throughout its run, and "She of Little Faith" features real-life Buddhist Richard Gere as himself. Due in large part to Gere's cameo, Buddhism is portrayed rather positively, and Lisa's devotion to the faith has continued throughout the rest of the series. There's an interesting conflict that plays out in the episode, as Lisa's newfound faith clashes with Marge's devotion to Christianity and her hope that her children would remain in the church as they grow up. Yet, by the end, the Simpsons learn that it doesn't matter who they pray to, as long as they still love each other. The episode also turns out to be an interesting critique of megachurches, which prioritize profit over the holiday spirit.
6. Grift of the Magi (Season 11, Episode 9)
"The Simpsons" has always mined satire from American consumerism, which is ironic considering how many products have featured tie-ins with the series (Remember "Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger"?). In "Grift of the Magi," Springfield Elementary goes bankrupt and gets bought up and privatized by toy company Kid First Industries. The company's president, Jim Hope (Tim Robbins), uses the students to create Funzo, a toy marketed toward every child that could cause disaster on Christmas Eve.
Many of the funniest "Simpsons" episodes center on a giant corporation trying and failing to make profits by listening to the Simpsons, who don't exactly have their fingers on the pulse. Funzo is a great example of this, a Furby-inspired monstrosity that's designed to destroy every other toy that gets in its way. It's the ultimate embodiment of unfettered capitalism, and the desire of every child to get one for Christmas stems from a fear of missing out that makes every holiday a blood match for parents desperate to get their hands on the year's must-have gift. Aside from that, "Grift of the Magi" is notable for featuring Gary Coleman as Kid First Industries' security guard, spoofing the "Diff'rent Strokes" star's own stint as a security guard.
5. Skinner's Sense of Snow (Season 12, Episode 8)
You wouldn't expect a Christmas episode to contain references to Cirque du Soleil and "The Deer Hunter," yet such is the wild world of "The Simpsons." In "Skinner's Sense of Snow," a performance of "Cirque de Purée" is interrupted by a massive snowstorm that shuts down every school in town... except Springfield Elementary. When the students get trapped inside the school, Principal Skinner reverts to his old Army training, while Homer and Ned Flanders battle the elements (and carbon monoxide poisoning) to free them.
"Skinner's Sense of Snow" is among the most outrageous episodes of "The Simpsons," with Principal Skinner treating the snowstorm like his tour of duty in Vietnam. This allows for many jokes that you wouldn't normally see in a Christmas special, including a surreal moment when Bart tortures Skinner by saying "di di mau" like one of the Vietcong captors in "The Deer Hunter" (culturally insensitive, perhaps, but still funny to hear from the mouth of an animated child). The episode plays almost like a great '80s comedy, with havoc ensuing as the rowdy students battle their uptight teachers. It's also a marvel of animation, as so much of it is set during a snowstorm that requires intensive ink and paint work from a team of artists.
4. Holidays of Future Passed (Season 23, Episode 9)
"The Simpsons" is one of the few TV shows that predicted the future, and the series has often mined laughs and tears from imagining what its characters will be like as they get older. In "Holidays of Future Passed," Marge initiates the annual family Christmas card photo, and assures a grumbling Bart and Lisa that they'll learn to appreciate such memories as they get older. Cut to Christmas in the year 2041, where Bart is a divorced father of two, Lisa is married to Milhouse and feuding with her rebellious teenage daughter, and Maggie is a rock singer due to give birth at any minute.
Originally written as a potential series finale, "Holidays of Future Passed" is filled with poignant moments that pull at the heartstrings, especially a scene where Bart and Lisa meet in their childhood treehouse to discuss how difficult raising children can be. But there's also a lot of fun imagining what the world will look like circa 2041 (unsurprising considering Matt Groening also created "Futurama," one of the 15 sci-fi shows that defined the genre), including Grampa Abe being cryogenically frozen not to save his life, but to save money on a nursing home. It just goes to show that even in its later seasons, "The Simpsons" is still capable of hitting a home run.
3. Miracle on Evergreen Terrace (Season 9, Episode 10)
Bart's antics have been the catalyst of many "Simpsons" episodes, including this Christmas classic. In "Miracle on Evergreen Terrace," Bart wakes up before the rest of the family to open his presents, setting the tree and the other gifts ablaze with his remote-controlled fire truck. Bart buries the evidence in the snow and tells the family they were robbed, leading the townspeople to gift them a new tree and $15,000 that they want back when the truth is revealed by rising temperatures.
"Miracle on Evergreen Terrace" includes some of the best "Simpsons" gags, including a scene where Marge goes on "Jeopardy!" to try to recoup the $15,000, and instead ends up owing money to host Alex Trebek. Yet, there's also a ton of heart to the episode, which ends with the townspeople raiding the Simpsons of all their possessions when they fail to return the money they spent on a new car (which Homer of course crashed into the ice). Left only with a tattered washcloth, the Simpsons entertain themselves by throwing it back and forth, proving that it doesn't matter how many things you have as long as you have each other. That's been the point of "The Simpsons" from the very beginning, and it reinforces the true meaning of the holiday spirit.
2. Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire (Season 1, Episode 1)
After originally airing as short bumpers on "The Tracey Ullman Show," "The Simpsons" was introduced as a half-hour sitcom with this 1989 Christmas special. In "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire," the Simpsons family is short on cash before the holidays when Homer doesn't get his Christmas bonus and Marge has to spend their holiday budget on getting a tattoo removed from Bart's arm. Unable to afford expensive gifts, Homer brings home an abandoned race track dog, appropriately named Santa's Little Helper.
"Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire" wasn't intended to be the series' first episode, but animation issues forced the actual pilot, "Some Enchanted Evening," to become the Season 1 finale. Things worked out for the best, as this Christmas special encapsulates so much of what would make the the show a classic. From the first episode, "The Simpsons" distinguished itself from other animated comedies like "The Flintstones" by focusing on working-class issues, such as not being able to afford gifts for your family on Christmas. By ending with the adoption of Santa's Little Helper, the series not only introduces an important new character, but also reinforces the message that became core to its appeal. No matter what hardships life throws at them, the Simpsons family would always have each other.
1. Marge Be Not Proud (Season 7, Episode 11)
Although "The Simpsons" has no shortage of great Christmas episodes, there's a clear choice for the top spot: "Marge Be Not Proud." In this installment, Marge refuses to buy Bart a violent video game for Christmas, so he tries to steal it, only to get banned from the mall by the head of security, Don Brodka (voiced by Lawrence Tierney of "Reservoir Dogs"). When Marge learns of the crime while trying to get the family Christmas photo taken at that same mall, she shuns Bart, forcing him to win back his mother's love before the holidays.
One of the saddest "Simpsons" episodes ever made, "Marge Be Not Proud" is more than just a Christmas special. Rather, it's a heartfelt examination of how much a mother's love means to a child, and how devastating it can be to have that love taken away as punishment for your misdeeds. It all comes together in the final moments, when Bart is suspected of shoplifting once again, only to reveal that he's gotten his mom an early Christmas present: a photo of himself smiling. The cherry on top comes when Marge gives Bart his gift: a video game of "Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge." It's funny, sweet, and poignant in the way that all great "Simpsons" episodes are, making this one an all-time classic to be enjoyed no matter the season.